NASA SAW THIS COMING

THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM

Dad's Take

You don't need a rocket — you need a plan B for when the room gets uncomfortable. The folks who survive change are the ones who saw it coming three years out. Look up from the lunch break occasionally.

Dinosaurs Space

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