MEMORY LIKE A SIEVE

I have all your passwords! OMG THANK YOU! WHAT ARE THEY?

Dad's Take

If somebody else can list your passwords, you've been outsourcing your own life. Write things down where only you can find them, and stop reusing 'password1' since 2003. Security is just respect for your future self.

Passwords Memory Security

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