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Seafood And Transit

SEAFOOD AND TRANSIT

What's the difference between a lobster with big breasts and a dirty bus stop? One's a Crusty Bus Station... The other's a Busty Crustacean!

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If a joke makes the people at the table cringe and laugh in the same breath, you're winning. Don't let the algorithm decide what's funny in your own kitchen.

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