ROMAN HOLIDAY, CHEAPWHAT DID SPARTACUS SAY WHEN THE LION ATE HIS WIFE? NOTHING! HE WAS GLADIATOR...Dad's TakeSome situations call for a one-liner and a shrug, not a 2,000-word essay on grief. Brevity is a skill nobody on your timeline practices anymore.Wife🙄0eye rolls😂0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:𝕏 SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Wife Workout PlanMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.WifeExerciseFitness+1🙄0😂0
Selective Hearing Hall Of FameMy wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.WifeMarriageListening+2🙄0😂0
Open Tab ForeverDad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.MarriageMoneyWedding+2🙄0😂0
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Two Lovely Decades ApieceMy wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.MarriageWifeRelationship+1🙄0😂0
