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Haunted Produce Aisle

HAUNTED PRODUCE AISLE

What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

Dad's Take

Eat the seasonal fruit before it costs nine bucks at the trendy grocer. Your grandmother knew that and she didn't need an app to track it.

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