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Down Under Paperwork

DOWN UNDER PAPERWORK

When I was applying for Australian citizenship... The officer asked: 'Do you have a criminal record?' Is it still required?

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On paperwork, save the comedy for the car ride home. Bureaucrats don't have a sense of humor budget and you don't want to be the test case.

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