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Santa's Economy

Santa's Economy

How much Santa paid for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

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The Programmer's Festive Mix-Up

The Programmer's Festive Mix-Up

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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