PROCRASTINATION MEMOIR

I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It will be my oughtobiography.

Dad's Take

Make a list of the things you keep meaning to do, then go do exactly one. The list isn't the achievement no matter how neat the handwriting gets.

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