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Procrastination Advice

Procrastination Advice

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Good Health

Good Health

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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The Work Cycle

The Work Cycle

I work to buy a car to go to work.

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