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Property Line Mathematics

PROPERTY LINE MATHEMATICS

What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence!

Dad's Take

Build the fence before you need it and you'll spend the rest of the summer not thinking about it. Good fences make for short driveway conversations.

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