Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!
Vote like it matters and then go mow the lawn anyway. The ballot is small, the neighborhood is large, and one is downstream of the other whether the news admits it or not.
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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
We don't approve political jokes. We've seen too many get elected.
What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!
Direct democracy is when everyone votes on everything except whether they want to keep voting on everything.
Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong; taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.
