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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Selfish Crustaceans

Selfish Crustaceans

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

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Twin Tentacles

Twin Tentacles

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

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Dance Paw-blem

Dance Paw-blem

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

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