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Music & Movies

Encores nobody asked for.

19 jokes

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

Dawn Chorus Dispute

Sep 23, 2026

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Corner Office Material

Sep 6, 2026

What's the loudest pet? A trumpet!

Noise Complaint Filed

Sep 2, 2026

What is the new pirates movie rated? Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Box Office Booty

Sep 1, 2026

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

The Tape Never Lies

Aug 28, 2026

Round? Round. Get a round? I'll get a round! THE BEACH BOYS

Surf Rock Economics

Aug 8, 2026

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

Soft Career Pivot

Aug 3, 2026

I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

Spotted the Rubber Tail

Jul 22, 2026

Geology rocks but geography's where it's at.

Earth Science Smackdown

Jun 7, 2026

Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese? Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It's Grated.

Now Showing in the Deli

May 15, 2026

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Poll Results Are In

Apr 28, 2026

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else!

From a Safe Distance

Apr 9, 2026

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

Plugged in and Proud

Mar 16, 2026

People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

Open Mic Review

Feb 28, 2026

What did the guy with two left feet ask at the shoe store? Got any flip-flips?

Shoe Store Dilemma

Feb 23, 2026

How does a father listen to music? With Pop tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.

Pop Goes the Playlist

Feb 16, 2026

I tried to write a joke about planes. But it never took off.

Grounded Material

Feb 9, 2026

How do koala bears stop a TV show? They hit the paws button.

Marsupial Remote Skills

Feb 4, 2026

I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.

Lighting Director's Choice

Jan 16, 2026