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Doctor’s orders: laugh twice daily.

32 jokes

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

Grocery Aisle Confession

Mar 20, 2026

I'm in shape… Round is a shape, isn't it?

Geometrically Speaking

Mar 5, 2026

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Night Visitor Report

Mar 4, 2026

I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

The Fine Print

Feb 3, 2026

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.

Sleeping Like a Saint

Jan 24, 2026

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Rabbit Eye Exam

Jan 14, 2026

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Amber Diet Plan

Jan 11, 2026

You're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then…

Bedside Manner Needs Work

Jan 10, 2026