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I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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How much Santa paid for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

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A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinking…

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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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Bedside Duty

Why couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.

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