Commitment Jokes

7 commitment dad jokes. You asked for it.

Breakfast Plate Economics

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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River Knew First

During spawning, salmon stop eating and expend all their energy, causing their bodies to deteriorate and making them look like they’re 'rotting alive'

Nature Fish River+1

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Low Bar Romance

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay for the night.'

Men Commitment Relationship+1

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Same Lighter Different Habit

Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.

Marriage Commitment Relationship

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Commit Already

RSVP: Yes? No? Yes now, later no?

Indecision Party Commitment

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Recliner Confessions

I never understood the true meaning of happiness until I got married... But by then, it was already too late.

Marriage Wife Happiness+1

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Reading Group Limbo

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years? A Church

Reading Books Commitment

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