Commitment Jokes

4 commitment dad jokes. You asked for it.

Breakfast Commitment

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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Eternal Tease

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Overnight Dedication

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay the night.'

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Commitment Issues

RSVP: Yes? No? Yes now, later no?

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