Experience Jokes

6 experience dad jokes. You asked for it.

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

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I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.

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Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

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The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray is now a seasoned veteran

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What makes you think this is my first time?

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