Forgetfulness Jokes

5 forgetfulness dad jokes. You asked for it.

Gym-nesia Strikes Again

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 5 years in a row now.

FitnessProcrastinationSelf-Deprecating+1

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Remembering to Forget with Alcohol

If alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

DrinksNostalgiaForgetfulness+1

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A Meeting to Forget

I'll never forget the first time we met... But I'll keep trying!!!

NostalgiaRelationshipsForgetfulness

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Remembering the Unrememberable

You'd think the brain area that remembered phone numbers would now handle passwords! But... nope!

NostalgiaTechnologyFrustration+2

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Memory Lane in the Kitchen

Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

NostalgiaFoodForgetfulness+1

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