Secret Sharing
Your secret is safe with me⦠I wasn't even listening.
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6 friendship dad jokes. You asked for it.
Your secret is safe with me⦠I wasn't even listening.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.
What's a good sign that you're going insane? I'm asking for an imaginary friend?
Best friends: willing to sacrifice everything for each other, yet fiercely battle over the last slice of pizza.