Survival Jokes

7 survival dad jokes. You asked for it.

A place crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

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There are no winners in life Nope… Only survivors.

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If your parachute won't open. It's okay. You have the rest of your life to fix it.

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Tarzan doesn't have a beard, yet he's lived in the jungle for over 30 years.

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The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray is now a seasoned veteran

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Why do you want this job? I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death.

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If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my main worry would be my airport parking bill.

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