Transportation Jokes

9 transportation dad jokes. You asked for it.

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

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There's a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell.

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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

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With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

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Today was a terrible day... my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Why did the dad roll down the hill in a tractor tire? Because it was a wheel-y good idea!

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If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my main worry would be my airport parking bill.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired

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