Transportation Jokes

4 transportation dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bump Overcoming

I have a fear of speed bumps… But, I'm slowly getting over it.

FearSpeedCars+1

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Paradise Route

There's a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell.

ReligionTransportationMusic

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Aquatic Commute

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

AbsurdFishAnimals+2

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Double Trouble Day

Today was a terrible day... my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Dark HumorIronyTransportation

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