DARK HUMOR JOKES

7 dark humor dad jokes. You asked for it.

The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.

I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.