Dark Humor Jokes

25 dark humor dad jokes. You asked for it.

Survival Question

A place crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

Wordplay Dark Humor Travel+2

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Bridge Logic

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be insane.

Travel Absurd Dark Humor

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Temporary Art

Every tattoo is temporary because we are all slowly dying.

Dark Humor Philosophy Mortality+1

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Double Trouble Day

Today was a terrible day... my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Dark Humor Irony Transportation

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The End of the Drop

It's not the fall that kills you... It's the sudden stop at the end.

Dark Humor Sarcasm Irony+1

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The Smurf Color Puzzle

I wonder what color do Smurfs turn when you choke them…

Dark Humor Fantasy Wordplay

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Everything's Fine for Now

The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!

Dark Humor Sarcasm Space+2

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Fear of the Light

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now when I get my electricity bill, I am afraid of the light.

Fear Dark Humor Electricity+2

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Brake Fluid Brain

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

Science Health Wordplay+2

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The Non-Swimmer

What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.

Dark Humor Fish Animals

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A Harsh Reality: The Brighter Shadow

See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.

Sarcasm Dark Humor Pessimism+1

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Financial Planning: A Short-Term View

I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today

Dark Humor Money Death+1

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When 5 Out of 6 Scientists Agree

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

Dark Humor Science Exaggeration

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Stalking the Stalker

I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope last night.

Dark Humor Neighbors Technology+1

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Unspoken Needs

I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

Death Animals Communication+1

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Chocolate Box Life

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

Life Chocolate Dark Humor+2

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Falling Monkey Mystery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Dark Humor Nature Fall+1

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Six-Word Obituary

Marge called the newspaper for an obituary. Marge: Print this: Bernie is dead. Clerk: For 25$, you can use six words. Marge: OK. Print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.

Newspaper Wordplay Cars+1

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Quiet neighborhood, killer deal

A couple is touring a house with a realtor... The house is great, but is the neighborhood quiet? Absolutely. There have been six murders and seven robberies and no one heard a thing.

Wordplay Dark Humor

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