BLACK TIE, WET HAIR

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Dad's Take

Dress one notch sharper than the room expects and people hand you opportunities they were going to throw out anyway. I wore a tie to a guy's garage sale once and walked out with a free lawnmower. The suit pays for itself by Thursday.

Fish Fashion Ocean

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