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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Selfish Crustaceans

Selfish Crustaceans

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

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Twin Tentacles

Twin Tentacles

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

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Tomato Lag

Tomato Lag

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

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