SPELL CHECK AT LOW TIDE

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

Dad's Take

Pick the corner of the office nobody else wants and call it your territory. The brother-in-law took the cubicle by the bathroom and somehow ran the place by 1998. Real estate is real estate, kid.

Beach Halloween Ocean

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