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Pun Parenthood

Pun Parenthood

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

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Vacuum Sales

Vacuum Sales

I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Wedding Costs

Wedding Costs

Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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Sense Shortage

Sense Shortage

Breaking news: there's a global coin shortage! We're all running low on common "cents"!

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