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Wife Workout Plan

WIFE WORKOUT PLAN

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Dad's Take

The biggest career moves look identical to standing perfectly still until everyone else trips. I have been promoted twice for not panicking. Watch your knees and your portfolio.

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