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Back issueWednesday, October 7, 2026Animal Wednesday

Eight Arms Each

Eight Arms Each. What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
Dad cannot tell them apart either.

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What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

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