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Hive Mystery

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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Timekeeping Insect

Timekeeping Insect

What kind of bug tells time? A clock Roach

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Species Confusion

Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Avian Algebra

Avian Algebra

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

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The Crowbar Conundrum

The Crowbar Conundrum

Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

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The Weakest Pillar

The Weakest Pillar

What kind of pillar is very bad at holding up a building? A caterpillar.

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