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Back issueWednesday, February 18, 2026Animal Wednesday

Parrot Outclassed

Parrot Outclassed. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It’s the spelling bee.
Parrots take defeat badly.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It’s the spelling bee.

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