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Hooked on Phonics

HOOKED ON PHONICS

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

Dad's Take

Be the quiet one in the room who knows the spelling and the math. Loud talkers get noticed; precise workers get promoted. Bosses end up handing the keys to whoever doesn't need to be reminded twice.

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