BEACH BUM CHARITY

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

Dad's Take

Be generous before you're rich and stingy after. Backwards from how everyone does it, which is why everyone is broke and lonely. Open the wallet early, son — the goodwill compounds faster than the bank.

Money Beach Ocean

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