SELFISH CRUSTACEANSWhy don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.AnimalsWordplaySea-LifeOceanπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Twin TentaclesWhat do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.OceanAnimalsWordplay+1π0π0
Salty SneezeWhy do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.AnimalsSea-LifeWordplay+2π0π0
Sea Monster's DelightWhat do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.MonstersOceanWordplay+2π0π0
Elephant Beach BanWhy arenβt elephants allowed on the beach? They just canβt keep their trunks up!AnimalsElephantOcean+1π0π0
SophishticatedWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.AnimalsWordplayClothing+1π0π0
Beach BroomWhat do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.WordplayOceanParenting+1π0π0
