Back issueWednesday, February 11, 2026Animal Wednesday

Beach Bum Charity

Beach Bum Charity. Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shell-fish.
The crab keeps his claws to himself.

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Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shell-fish.

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