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Back issueWednesday, April 1, 2026Animal Wednesday

Glowing Tabby Sighted

Glowing Tabby Sighted. I saw a radioactive cat. It’s got eighteen half-lives.
Dad is counting lives, half at a time.

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I saw a radioactive cat. It’s got eighteen half-lives.

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