GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TABBY

I saw a radioactive cat. It's got eighteen halflives.

Dad's Take

Some grudges in a marriage have multiple lives, and they always come back at the worst dinner party. Apologize early, apologize twice, and never assume a thing is buried just because nobody's mentioned it lately.

Cat Science Physics

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