VERDICT PENDING FOREVER

I used to think I was indecisive. But now, I'm not sure…

Dad's Take

A decision made badly today beats a perfect one made next quarter. The market doesn't wait for you to think it through, and neither does your boss. Pick, commit, and lie about it being the plan all along.

Indecision Thinking Life

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