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Question Asked And Closed

QUESTION ASKED AND CLOSED

Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.

Dad's Take

If you want a straight answer at work, ask the question and then sit in the silence longer than they can stand. Most people fold inside eight seconds and tell you the real number. Silence is the cheapest negotiating tool ever invented.

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