LIFE'S RECIPE
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.
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Heart and Brain
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
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Procrastination Advice
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's Chance
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.
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Thought Dive
A mind is like a parachute. It doesnβt work if it is not open.
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Clockwise Concern
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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Everything's Fine for Now
The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!
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