LIFE'S RECIPE
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.
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Heart and Brain
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
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When life closes a door, just open it again. Itβs a door, thatβs how they work.
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Usefulness Perspective
Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
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Procrastination Advice
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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