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Marriage Expectations

Marriage Expectations

Women marry hoping he'll change... Men marry believing she won't... Both are wrong!!!

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Paying for Teen Dates

Paying for Teen Dates

Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.

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The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)

The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)

My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her.

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Laundromat Logic

Laundromat Logic

A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.

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Love or Money?

Love or Money?

Would you have married me if I didn't inherit a fortune from my father? Honey, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune.

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