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The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)

The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)

My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her.

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Laundromat Logic

Laundromat Logic

A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.

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Love or Money?

Love or Money?

Would you have married me if I didn't inherit a fortune from my father? Honey, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune.

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Failed Math Profit

Failed Math Profit

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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Wedding Costs

Wedding Costs

Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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