LOOPHOLE IN HUMAN NATURE

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

Dad's Take

Anyone cheerful about a contract is hiding something. The optimist signs in pen and the pessimist gets the better clause. Sit with the gloomy lawyer, kid.

Money Finance Attitude

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