THROW THE DICTION BOOK

The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard they’ll give him a tough sentence.

Dad's Take

Talk less than you think you should in any room with money in it. The man who explains himself loses; the man who keeps it short books the deal and the dinner. Brevity is leverage, son.

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