FAMILIAR STRANGER

An amnesiac walks into a bar. "So do I come here often?"

Dad's Take

Marriage will eventually scrub a few names and birthdays out of your head, and that's fine. Just make sure hers stays in there, written in pen, on the inside of your skull.

Bar Memory Drinking

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