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The Other Einstein

THE OTHER EINSTEIN

Albert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank was a monster.

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Smart pays the bills, kid, but personality gets you in the room where the bills get decided. Pick one to lean on, then learn enough of the other to fake it on the elevator ride up.

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