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Numbers Doing Numbers

NUMBERS DOING NUMBERS

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

Dad's Take

Most people are average and that's fine — but average plus showing up early beats brilliant plus oversleeping every time. I never had the highest score on anything in my life and I still ran the warehouse for nineteen years. Beat them with attendance.

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