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Tone Of Voice

TONE OF VOICE

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.

Dad's Take

Being right is overrated and being heard is underrated, and most fights are people getting those mixed up. Pick which one matters before you open your mouth. Pick the second one if you'd like to be invited back.

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