LEGALLY SPEECHLESS

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Dad's Take

If she goes quiet at the dinner table, that quiet is evidence. Anything you say from that point on will absolutely be used against you in the kitchen later.

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