NORTH POLE FINANCING

How much Santa paid for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

Dad's Take

The best gifts feel free but aren't, and the worst ones feel expensive but cost nothing. I'm still working out which side of that line a leaf blower for her birthday falls on.

Christmas Money Gift

SHARE THIS GROAN:

𝕏 SHARE FACEBOOK WHATSAPP

← PREVIOUS NEXT →

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Holiday Math, Honey Edition

My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $9.99 on me and $999 on her.

Christmas Wife Budget+2

🙄0😂0

Festive Appliance Romance

I know it's October but I have already ordered my wife a new fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Fridge Christmas Wife+2

🙄0😂0

Beach Bum Charity

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

Money Beach Ocean

🙄0😂0

Tuition Well Spent

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

Math School Money

🙄0😂0

Loophole In Human Nature

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

Money Finance Attitude

🙄0😂1

Faith Has No Margins

Atheism is a Non Prophet Organization.

Religion Business Money

🙄0😂0

BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES

More Christmasjokes →More Moneyjokes →More Giftjokes →