LAST CALL LOGISTICS
What do you call a guy who's have too much to drink? A cab.
Dad's Take
Cracked that one at your cousin Marvin's wedding and got booed by a table full of attorneys. Worth it. Here is the only marriage advice that ever worked for me, kid. Always keep a side door on every plan, even the good ones, even the fun ones. The side door is not for running. It is for getting home before she notices, and that distinction is what thirty years sounds like.
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