LAST CALL LOGISTICS

What do you call a guy who's have too much to drink? A cab.

Dad's Take

A guy I knew tried to argue with his wife after three beers at the in-laws' anniversary. Save the conversation for tomorrow morning, and save tomorrow morning for cleaning the gutters in penance.

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