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Pocket Change Apocalypse

POCKET CHANGE APOCALYPSE

Breaking news: there's a global coin shortage! We're all running low on common "cents"!

Dad's Take

Common sense, like a clean countertop, is in much shorter supply around here than it used to be. Tidy what you can, apologize for the rest, and never argue about the change jar.

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