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Onion Wallet

Onion Wallet

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

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Milking Sheep

Milking Sheep

How do you milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Banking Boredom

Banking Boredom

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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