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Backyard Medicine

BACKYARD MEDICINE

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you… But… Smoking bacon will cure you!

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Two things she hates separately can become one thing she tolerates if you pair them right — like the smell of the garage and the sound of a power tool on a Saturday. Master the combination, son, and you buy yourself a whole afternoon.

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