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Back issueMonday, April 27, 2026Pun Monday

Banker Hangs It Up

Banker Hangs It Up. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Dad’s ledger is quietly sliding away.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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