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Cramped Genius

CRAMPED GENIUS

Claustrophobic people are more productive when they are thinking out of the box.

Dad's Take

When she says she needs space, give her the room, the hallway, and the whole second floor. Productive thinking does not happen with you hovering in the doorway asking if she's mad.

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