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Physics At The Treeline

PHYSICS AT THE TREELINE

Why does it take one match to start a forest fire? But a whole box to start a camp fire?

Dad's Take

Easy to burn the whole thing down, hard to build a small fire that lasts the night. Anyone can ruin a career in an afternoon; the trick is keeping one going for forty years. Tend the small flame, kid β€” that's the whole job.

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