BIRD TOOK ME DOWN

It'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

Dad's Take

Rest is a tool, not a reward. The guys at the plant who skipped lunch were the same guys limping by Thursday. Sit down, eat the sandwich, get back up — that's how you make it to retirement with both knees.

Birds Yard Outdoors

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