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A Real Spin Operation

A REAL SPIN OPERATION

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

Dad's Take

Some people are tireless in the wrong direction and you should pity them, not envy them. I knew a guy at the plant who outworked everyone β€” at the wrong job, for the wrong boss, for twenty-six years. Aim before you hustle, champ.

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