TIRELESS PURSUITDid you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.WordplayCrimeCarsWorkTheft๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Frog's FateWhat happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!AnimalsWordplayCrime+1๐0๐0
Encyclopedia ExcuseA friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"WordplayCrimeTheft+1๐0๐0
Driving BarberWhy do barbers make good drivers? They know a lot of short cuts.CarsWorkWordplay๐0๐0
Bedside DutyWhy couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.WordplayCrimeSleep+1๐0๐0
The Lawyer's PricingAre you a lawyer? Yes! How much do you charge? 100$ 4 questions. Isn't that awfully expensive? Yes! What is your fourth question?CrimeWordplayQuestion+1๐0๐0
