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Math Tutor in Fur

MATH TUTOR IN FUR

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

Dad's Take

Ask a dumb question, you get an honest answer β€” and honest beats clever most days at work. I told my supervisor I didn't know how the lathe worked and he taught me; the guy who pretended got let go in March. Pride is the most expensive thing in any toolbox.

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