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Cured Bacon

Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโ€ฆ Butโ€ฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!

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Mainstream Drowning

Mainstream Drowning

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

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Timeless Watch

Timeless Watch

I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.

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