SNOWFLAKE IN BULK

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

Dad's Take

Stop trying to stand out and start trying to be reliable — that's the trick nobody tells the kids anymore. Everyone wants to be special; the guy who actually got the corner office showed up Tuesday for forty years. Be the one they can call at six.

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